Funny

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”

– Often attributed to Steven Wright

What does it mean?

Page numbers are the easiest part of a book and don't count as writing. He has done nothing real, but says it as if it were progress.

Who said it?

Steven Wright: American stand-up comedian (born 1955).

These exact words are widely credited to Steven Wright, but they don’t appear in their known work. They may be a later paraphrase or a misattribution.